Friday, November 19, 2004

Oh Darn

Fuck New Math
Fuck The GOP
Fuck Dave Matthews and his band
Fuck the FCC
Fuck Wal Mart
Fuck Julia Roberts
Fuck the Atkins Diet
Fuck the Christian Coalition
Fuck Texas
Fuck Microsoft
Fuck soccer, NASCAR and the X games
Fuck Sean Hanity
Fuck Norte Dame
Fuck Jon Bon Jovi
Fuck the Cadillac Escalade
Fuck Starbucks
Fuck Jay Leno
Fuck Bennigans
Fuck lame White Guys
Fuck Lite Beer
Fuck Smokey the Bear
Fuck Outsourcing
Fuck Bud Selieg
Fuck MTV
Fuck Toby Keith
Fuck Frito Lay
Fuck HMO’s
Fuck Osama Bin Laden
Fuck Metrosexuals
Fuck High School Reunions
Fuck Interleague Play
Fuck Ann Coulter
And Finally Fuck the police.


1 Comments:

Blogger ZombieDante said...

I always knew there was poetry in you, sir.

Kudos.

1:24 PM  

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