Movie Quotes

Here we go. Name at least the movie the quotes come from. If you get the actor and character who says it, that is a bonus.

1. I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.

2. I’m a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eifel Tower out of steel and brawn. That’s what kind of man I am. You’re just a woman with a small brain. It’s science.

3. I witnessed with my eyes your testacies touching my drum set.

4. They called you Sugar ‘cause you used to like to give it out, so sweet.

5. What if your home, what if your family, what if your dope was on fire?

6. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Oswald was a fag.

7. You mean cotius?

8. Somebody’s shoved a red hot poker up our ass and I want to know whose name is on the handle.

9. It’s impossible, Lois could never have Superman’s baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle his sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back.

10. Wow, looking foxy tonight man. Is your troop gonna being selling cookies again this year?

11. If I wanted a joke, I’d follow you into the john and watch you take a leak.

12. Yo, baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?

13 I don’t go joy-poppin with bubble gummers, my friends can handle their highs.

14. Honey, you got real ugly.

15. In the quiet words of the virgin Mary, come again?

16. Lee Harvey, you’re a madman. When you stole that cow and then your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy.

17. It’s not that I’m lazy it’s just that I just don’t care.

18. Yeah, let’s go get sushi and not pay.

19. Without me, you, personally, every fuckin wise guy skell around’ll take a piece of your jew fucking ass.

20. Excuse me while I whip this out.