A Must Read For SIngle Men

A while back I wrote a blog about the ten signs a woman should look to avoid in a man. Well, after some debate here is a list for the men. If your girlfriend has any of these traits do your self a favor and, do what you want with her than broom her. (Again, apologies to David Letterman)

10. She has a stuffed animal collection and she is older than fifteen.

9. Her favorite movie either stars Meg Ryan or Julia Roberts.

8. She states her life ambition as finding a husband.

7. The best dish she cooks is Campbell’s soup.

6. She tells you “We don’t need to wear a condom because we are in love.”

5. She spends more money on getting her nails done in a month than you spend on haircuts for a year.

4. She claims she is looking for a guy with a great sense of humor and than claims that Ellen DeGeneres is her favorite comedian.

3. When you ask her what her hobbies are, and she says, shopping.

2. She can drink more beer than you can before passing out.

1. She’s spent more on jewelry than you’ve spent on your car.