Another Vent

Here are some more gripes. Man, I have a lot of things to bitch about.

Fat Women in cloths to small for them- No women should be allowed to wear half shirts or belly chains if their guts are bigger than mine. Nothing is more disgusting than seeing some hillbilly and her goiter sticking out from some piece of clothing that was meant for someone 100 pounds lighter. Drop 50 pounds or get liposuction and then call me.

Guys in cowboy hats- Is there anything sillier or lamer than some inbreed hill-rod wearing a ten-gallon hat. Nothing signifies macho, centuries old, outdated backward ass thinking then some dip-shit walking around in a ten-gallon hat. You might as well walk around with a sign that reads, “To Whom it may concern, I am an asshole.”

Any Adult who calls their mother “Mommie”- God, how I hate this one. What are we all ten years old now? Grow the fuck up already and stop living in this delusional state of mind where it is socially acceptable to use baby talk. Mom, Ma, Mother, are all acceptable terms to call the woman who gave birth to you. Mommie, when used by a child is lame, but when used by an adult is like nails on a chalkboard.

Cashier’s- Not all but most encounters I have with them are unpleasant. A simple smile or thank you is all I ask but I rarely even get that any more. Most of the time, I get the feeling that being a cashier is beneath them some how. Like, it society’s fault that they are stuck in some dead end job. Hey, I was a cashier for many years. I jockeyed a register and while I agree it is shit work, there are a lot worse things you could be doing. (Like giving 10-dollar BJ’s at truck stops.) If you don’t like dealing with people than by all means, go dig ditches. This is why I feel little remorse using the self-checkout lanes.

Robin Williams- I am not sure how much more over the top this guy could be. Every one seems to thinks this guy is funny and let me be the first to say, he is not nearly as funny as he thinks he is. Most of the time he cracks a joke it is a miss. He hits on one out of ten. That is a shit average. To think this guy used to be a cokehead. How he never had a heart attack is beyond me. So, please stop going to this guys movies so, maybe he might just go away.

Me First People- You know the type, they sprint on to an elevator before everyone has gotten off, they drive like lunatics just so they can sit at a red light longer than you, and they cut in long lines because they are to important to wait. This behavior is ugly and disrespectful and should be punishable. Common courtesy is gone and this is further proof of it.

NASCAR Fans- Is there anything worse than this brain dead hillbilly “sport?” The beauty of watching baseball or football is that you can debate what play should be ran or questioning the manager or coaches decision. With NASCAR there is no strategy. It is for brain dead gear heads that think driving fast is neat. NASCAR is just further proof of just how dumb we have become as a society. If you willingly sit at home and to watch car’s drive around in a loop five hundred times you are already brain dead. It’s over drink the Kool-Aid already.

The FCC- This un-elected, illogical body is killing America. Who are they to say what is obscene and what is not. Who is anybody to try to classify others tastes. Censorship is now prevalent in America. The other day I was watching Carrie on regular TV and they cut out the blood in the bucket scene. THAT IS THE CLIMAX OF THE FUCKING MOVIE! But, these stations are so in fear of getting fined that they have stopped taking any chances. So, now we are closer to a vanilla, bland, un-creative society. Folks we need a revolution and darn soon.

Misplaced Patriotism- There is nothing wrong with loving your country. However, to turn a blind eye to all the pain and suffering we cause the rest of the world is not the answer. If someone wants to burn the flag it is there right. You may not agree with it but being an American allows others with other viewpoints the right to express them. I don’t agree with the KKK but they have every right to spout their hate whenever they want. That is what makes this country great. And, if you truly love it you would recognize as opposed to being threatened by it.