More Bitching

I have been on vacation so that left me some to make some more observations

There is nothing worse then a woman who was hot, but is now older and has lost her looks – Good looking women are used to getting whatever they want without ever having to lift a finger. Since they are hot most men will walk over hot coals to satisfy even the most outrageous requests they make in the off chance they get to so much as sniff their panties. Because of this they are not really conditioned to be regular members of society.

Sadly, looks eventually fade and these former trophy wives and high school cheerleaders can’t deal with it when men no longer kiss the ground they walk on. They expect the same treatment and can not stand on their own two feet. So, they become extremely bitter about life and others around them. It is sad and kind of pathetic.

Talking on a cell phone turns people into fucktards – Have you ever noticed that talking on a cell phone turns people into walking and talking zombies? First off, they feel the need to shout into the phone so that anyone that is residing in the same zip code can hear their conversation. Then, if they happen to be trying to walk and talk at the same time, they forget how. It seems simple just put one foot in front of the other, repeat. Sadly, when talking on a cell phone people have a tendency to get caught up in their conversations and just come to a dead stop in the middle of the sidewalk. If you are that uncoordinated, please go off to the side or have a seat and continue your conversation about nothing.

Jimmy Buffet is Satan himself – Are you middle aged and white? Do you own a fanny pack? Do you where a parrot on your head and think you are cool and unique? Well if you answered yes to all three of those questions, I hate to break it to you but you are lame.

Liking Jimmy Buffet is about the most unhip thing I can think of. First off the guy is a complete tool who has fooled millions of the mid life crisis set. The guy is a law suit happy, miser. He will sue anyone at anytime for anything. My favorite lawsuit by Mr. Jagoff was his suit against a Hamburger stand in Hawaii. It seems the name of the place was Burger in Paradise. Of course this place was open long before he wrote that abortion of a song. That didn’t stop Jimmy asshole from suing the place. I mean, what the fuck does he care if a hamburger stand in Hawaii is the same name as his shitty song? Hey, asshole you don’t have exclusive rights to the beach bum lifestyle and tropical drink songs.

The guy’s music is lame and whiter then a skeleton. Barry Manilow has more soul then this ass. For the life of me I don’t get how any one who has the ability to hear could possibly listen to this guy’s attempt at music and like it. I get the whole, laid back, drinking fruity drink’s lifestyle. But this guy does not practice what he preaches. He is a complete shark of a business man. Or haven’t you noticed that his margaritas are $8 and have less liquor in them then a Shirley Temple.

People bitching about Chicago weather in November are pussies – Here is a newsflash, when the calendar turns to November in the Midwest, the weather turns colder. If you don’t like it, move. Quit bitching about it already.

Let me just point this out, it is not cold out yet. Forty degrees is not cold. In the dead of January, these same people are going to be wishing for forty degrees. I personally love this weather. I love living in the Midwest during the fall. It is not to hot, not to cold. The leaves turn into some truly amazing colors. It is brisk enough to wear a light jacket and I am a wind breaker and jean jacket kind of guy. So, I beg the complainers to stop boring the rest of us with your pansy complaints about the weather and grow a dick already and deal with it.

If the Democratic nominee is Hillary Clinton we deserve to lose next November – She is in a word, a fucking conniving back stabber who would sell her soul to Satan just to get elected. She speaks in such a political jargon manner that it is hard to understand just what she stands for.

On top of all that she is so polarizing that she had no chance in a general election. She is perfect fodder for the Right and she will give them plenty of ammunition in their hate campaigns they love to run. I am all for electing a woman President but, does it have to be her? Edwards is our most electable candidate and the one with the best platform. Let’s hope the Democratic voters in Iowa and New Hampshire don’t sink his candidacy before his message has a chance to be heard.