I Did It My Way

Things I regret.

I never learned to play an instrument.

I broke Jocelyn’s heart once.

I’ve never been to Italy (Or Spain).

I don’t call my Mom, Dad and Grandmother enough.

I am to scared to ever change my hairstyle.

I have never conquered my fear of water.

I settled for a career that I am not passionate about.

The vote I cast for George Ryan

I didn’t start saving for my retirement sooner

Going to Todd McPencow’s 21^st birthday party

Not going away to college

I didn’t keep in touch with Jim Talerico

I never learned to hit a curveball

Buying a Dodge Avenger

Dating that nut job of a girl friend right before I met Joyce and moving to Harwood Heights for her dumb ass.

I took off a day of work, got up early and spent good money to see Phantom Menace.

I went to my ten-year high school reunion.

Not taking better care of my 78 Firebird when I had it.

I’ve never taken a golf lesson.

I once spent $100 bucks on fireworks.

I got into some credit trouble because of an ex-girlfriend.