Nick's Top 10 List

This one is for the ladies. With all due respect to David Letterman I will now give you Nick’s top 10 ways to tell if your boyfriend – husband – sex partner is a tool.

10. He giggles every time the number 69 is mentioned.

9. When you meet him and ask if he has any kids he says, “None that I know of.”

8. Has a sticker on the back of his truck that has a little boy in a Chevy hat pissing on a Ford hat.

7. He liked the movie The Fast and the Furious.

6. He has a golden horn chain around his neck and he wears a wife beater.

5. He likes to bash Gays by calling them fags, queers or butt pirates.

4. He watches Wrestling and thinks it is real.

3. After every beer he drinks, he flexes his muscles.

2. He shows no displays of public affection.

1. He owns more Guns than books.

Ladies, if your mate has any of these qualities, do yourself a favor and dump their ass before they get to chance to knock you up and not pay child support.