Happy Festivus

In the celebration of the holiday, I give you ten of my favorite Seinfeld episodes. These are in no particular order.

The Pick – The episode where Jerry’s model girlfriend, thinks she has caught Jerry picking his nose. It also in the episode where Elaine’s Christmas card exposes her nipple. Favorite line: George: “I guarantee Moses was a picker, I mean all that dry air.”

The Outing – The episode where Jerry and George need to prove to a reporter that they are in deed not Gay. Not that there was anything wrong with that. Favorite Line: George: “I’m a porno star and my name is Buck Naked.”

The Sniffing Accountant – A hidden gem of an episode where George interviews to be a bra salesman and Jerry, Kramer and Newman team up to try to find out if their accountant is on drugs. Favorite Line: “Like Abscam, Jerry, Abscam.”

The Conversion – George in order to win a girl converts to Latvian Orthodox, Kramer has the Kavorka and Jerry’s new girlfriend has a mysterious fungus cream. Favorite Line: George, when asked what aspect he likes about he religion, “The hats, they have that pious look that you want to convey in a religion.”

The Switch – The episode where we learn Kramer’s first name. Also, has Jerry and George trying to figure out a way that Jerry can dump his current girlfriend and go out with her roommate. Favorite Line: George: “ Well, if I hear you correctly, and I think that I do, my advice to you is to finish your meal, pay your check, and never mention this to anyone again.”

The Fusilli Jerry – The episode where Mr. Costanza accidentally sits on a Fusilli Jerry. Also, this is our first time meeting David Putty who has stolen Jerry’s move. Also, Kramer is the Assman. Favorite Line. George: “By the way you need a new Johnson rod in there, oh a Johnson rod, well you better put one of those in there.”

The Soup Nazi – A classic, where the gang gets hooked on soup served by a man who is referred to as a Nazi. Kramer gets mugged for an armoire. Jerry is dating a girl who makes everyone sick with her shmoopy talk. Favorite Line: Jerry, when trying to justify why he choose the soup over his girlfriend, “It was a Bisque.”

The Rye – A classic episode where George and Susan’s parents meet for dinner. George needs to replace a rye that Mr. Costanza has stolen back from the Susan’s parents. Also Kramer feeds Rusty some beef-a-rino. Favorite Line: Jerry” Give me that rye you old bag.”

The Abstinence – George’s girlfriend has mono so, he cannot have sex, which causes him to start using his brain for other things. Not having sex has the opposite effect on Elaine. Favorite Line: George, I can do six weeks standing on my head, I’m a sexual camel.

The Strike – This is the Festivus episode. Mr. Costaza has invented a holiday called Festivus. Kramer strikes against H&H Bagel, Elaine is trying to get a free sub and Jerry is dating a two-face. Favorite Line: Mr. Costanza, “You Kruger, my son tells me your company stinks.”