Get Crazy With the Cheese Wiz

It has come to me stealing a bit from that comedy pioneer Jeff Foxworthy. Just to prove how easy his comedy is I give you ,

You might be a loser if…

You are sending fan mail to Paris Hilton in jail.

You wear a NASCAR hat or jacket as part of your daily wardrobe.

You still support George Bush even after everything that he has done

You own a Creed CD

You Tivo According to Jim

You root for the New York Yankees and you don’t actually live in New York

You spent over a $1,000 on golf clubs

You still think Dane Cook is funny or original

You are over the age of thirty and you are still going out to clubs

You talk on your cell phone at a decibel level rivaling a Who concert

You ride everyone’s bumper when you are driving

You still think Tim Burton is a great director even after he fucked up Batman and the Planet of the Apes

You home school your kids

You throw shit onto the field to protest a bad call at a baseball game

You are planning on going to see the live Transformers movie